punkrockmichelle: vicemag: When I dropped my goo into my mom’s frying pan, it first shriveled up into a tiny ball. I pressed it with a spatula, which caused it to bubble, hiss, and snap. The bubbles were huge; it reminded me more of gelatin than egg whites. Then I sprinkled some sea salt on the mess but there was no reaction, so I slid it out of the pan and onto a plate. By this point I had lost my appetite and procrastinated on the inevitable taste test for a while, but eventually thought, “My vaginal discharge isn’t going to eat itself,” and slid it into my mouth. Oddly enough, it tasted like salty molasses. It wasn’t sweet or sticky, but it was… barky? So, yeah, there you have it. Cervical mucus may look like eggs, but it fries up really weird and tastes like molasses.  Continue at: Is Vaginal Discharge The Breakfast Of Champions? what in the world> Wait. WHAT?!

punkrockmichelle:

vicemag:

When I dropped my goo into my mom’s frying pan, it first shriveled up into a tiny ball. I pressed it with a spatula, which caused it to bubble, hiss, and snap. The bubbles were huge; it reminded me more of gelatin than egg whites. Then I sprinkled some sea salt on the mess but there was no reaction, so I slid it out of the pan and onto a plate. 

By this point I had lost my appetite and procrastinated on the inevitable taste test for a while, but eventually thought, “My vaginal discharge isn’t going to eat itself,” and slid it into my mouth. Oddly enough, it tasted like salty molasses. It wasn’t sweet or sticky, but it was… barky? So, yeah, there you have it. Cervical mucus may look like eggs, but it fries up really weird and tastes like molasses. 

Continue at: Is Vaginal Discharge The Breakfast Of Champions?

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